The time is right, the time is now: Easy listening metal:
Screaming For Vangelis
Ride The Lightfoot
Barry Manowar
Bach In Black
...Anne Murray For All
Blizzard of Osmonds
Seasons In The ABBA
Shout At the Don Ho
At Warwick with Satin
Humperdincking The Chapel
Percyful Faith
1. One word: BODYSUIT
2. Finally get around to putting that "No Fat Chicks" bumper sticker on my car. I'm sick of all these fat chicks not knowing where I stand on this issue.
3. No excuses: get Ugly Kid Joe back together.
4. Take a picture of someone. Then, stare at them longer than the picture lasts.**
5. Become the first to literally eat someone out of house and home.
6. Cut down on doing more of fewer things less of the time.
7. Invent perverse sex acts with the following names:
Moons Over My Hammy
Federal Express
The Frowndango
Exploding Plastic Inevitable
The Twinkie Defense
The Fugue in A Minor
Microblogging
Making Ringtones
8. Somehow, someway become the subject of a "Hitler reacts to..." video.
9. Finally admit to the world: I let the dogs out.
10. Get it all sordid out.
** Note: this may take more than one year to complete.
For once and for all, I am not goth. Perhaps this may help clear up any misconceptions.
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