How Goth is That?

For once and for all, I am not goth. Perhaps this may help clear up any misconceptions.

"Yes, they're real"

I think, yeah, this is probably the best headline ever:

Air Force pounds MILF lairs with rockets.

http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=475584&publicationSubCategoryId=63

Fine Dining

Has anyone ever eaten here?

More Headline Love

Wow, the life/death counterbalance in this headline alone is quite impressive:

Pregnant woman gets life for drug smuggling