These are a few days late, but only because there are a lot of things I want to improve. I hope you will support and encourage me in taking these steps:
- This year get really, really LinkedIn.
- Figure out how it's actually possible for people to "rock" an article of clothing.
- Convince the Make A Wish Foundation to change its name to Forever The Sickest Kids.
- Eat Saag Paneer with Greg Kinnear throughout the year.
- Play Pac Man with Frank Ocean.
- Finish my screenplay "The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Malfunction."
- When calling people on the phone, no matter how mundane always start the conversation with, "are you sitting down?"
- Put Christ back into the Fourth of July.
- Wake up in a pool of my own awesomeness.