Saturday, January 5, 2013

New Year's Resolutions 2013

These are a few days late, but only because there are a lot of things I want to improve. I hope you will support and encourage me in taking these steps:
  • This year get really, really LinkedIn.
  • Figure out how it's actually possible for people to "rock" an article of clothing. 
  • Convince the Make A Wish Foundation to change its name to Forever The Sickest Kids.
  • Eat Saag Paneer with Greg Kinnear throughout the year. 
  • Play Pac Man with Frank Ocean. 
  • Finish my screenplay "The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Malfunction."
  • When calling people on the phone, no matter how mundane always start the conversation with, "are you sitting down?"
  • Put Christ back into the Fourth of July.
  • Wake up in a pool of my own awesomeness.