To kick off my new blahg, I figured I might as well start off with my very own...
New Year's Resolutions for 2009:
Really, seriously, no fucking around this year: find that box of money
Live each day like it won't last
Ask someone who gives a shit
Get that fake baseball/golfball out of rear windshield
Finally reply to that Nigerian Prince's emails
Start every sentence with, "Considering the state of the economy..."
Vow to hunt down and waterboard torture anyone who mixes up your/you're as well as their/there/they're ...(because their fucked)
Determine with 100% certainty if I'm ticklish
Have my carbon footprint bronzed
Keep my friends close and my frenemies closer
Follow that Australian guy's lead and pay all my bills in spider drawings
Start a drunk driving steering committee
Take it to the limit, one more time
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