At risk of evoking Jay Leno here, I've embarked upon collecting some of the absurd (for one reason or another) headlines that I see on RSS news feeds. These are actual headlines, no alterations made whatsoever... my comments in parentheses.
Black community denied water for years
Girls who go to church work harder
Colossal squid out of the freezer
Acid pain
Alcohol squad to target 10 towns
Tom Cruise says grew up wanting to kill Hitler
China added to space debris
Living with the white dust
Pope Benedict XVI says sexual abuse scandal caused him shame
The essential ingredients of a man cave
Russian wakes up after drinking binge to find knife in back
Penis theft panic hits city.
As Economy Slows, So Do Laser Eye Surgeries
A card sent by Anne Frank turns up in a Dutch antique shop
Whoever wins, prepare for a letdown
End of cheap
Parents warned about sleeping with infants
Should you really take those drug samples?
Recorded crime falls by 12% to five-year low
...(But unrecorded crime is at an all-time high!)
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